Get on that like Bobby on Nicole

Most great tales in time involve some epic opening line that catches the reader and brings them right in. Although this tale may not be as epic as people seem to believe, it was definitely entertaining to witness sober.. of some sorts.

I was there.

I was there when my roommates decided that it would be a grand idea to start drinking ridiculously early while watching a rugby game. Yeah, I've been there, I've done the same thing to myself. it's just hilarious how I got to witness first-hand how hilarious the lives of my roommates and I are.

Braam and Nic and I head over to the rugby field a little after 12ish and walked in to see Dear Timmy at the bar before we headed er over across the field.

1:30 -- after a ridiculous amount of trips to and from the car for refills and smoke breaks, I think they're starting to get drunk. This could get messy really quick. This thought came and went from my mind faster then I had planned. I had a problem. Drunk Roommates. Great.. haha

After trying to keep up with them most of the day, i was ready to get high, like really high. I also believed that this was an educated decision at that moment in my life. As the day seems to progress, we get in a few more rugby games, Sarah and Nic continue to be drunk and hilarious. After all the games, we leave the field, me driving. Hilarious times.

We get back to the house, time to nap/drink/rugby and smoking hoots, wonderful evening. Mon comes over as well as Dear Timmy, they drink for a while and we smoke a couple more hoots.

 Around 11 we left our house to head down to Al's for a party. I was flying high already at this moment and time and couldn't be happier. The girls were smashed after finishing the bottle of rum plus drinking god knows how many beer.

We show up at the party, Dear Timmy and I choosing a less populated way to get in the house find our way to the kitchen and hang out. There's alot of people here, who are all of them? I remember thinking to myself. I love being high. It's a great time

There's karaoke and hilarious people all around me. I was havin' a time indeed,  Sarah was being a thief of some sorts, opting for any alcohol in the fridge. Nicole was taking whatever was given to her. Timmy and I stepped outside to smoke a J which Nic and Sarah were supposed to be in on, but alas they were off doing god knows what. This was a hilarious night. 

Around 12 30 I couldn't stay there anymore, after the hoot that Timmy and I smoked, I could barely keep my eyes open, this was when I've had alot.. hahah but I was still good, just had to leave. I left there and went downtown looking for my boston girls, but instead opted to get harassed by a group of guys which included an elderly man asking me if he could buy me a sausage, needless to say, I was a little creeped out. 

Nicole comes stumbling out of nowhere Bobby on her tail, I start laughing hilariously because she thought she went downtown with me, no Nicole, you were drunk and imagined me.

We stay there for a while and get to witness the most hilarious display of drunk fighting ever. Fuck, it sure is entertaining to be high and not drunk. This chick comes out of Zees with  a raggedy hooker-lookin shirt and enough material on her skirt to make me a fashionable headband. This is hialrious. I am hilarious at this time. Skankface decides she's going to start lipping this guy in a group and gets right in his face. I think the people were more amused at my commentary then what was going on, dude was getting his ass handed to him by this 5 ft flat lookin skank. I was loving my life. 

Around 2:30ish? we just waitied for everyone to get pizza and crap and we head back to the apartment where Sarah is home passed out on the couch. how she got there.. we don't know.. did she have shoes one, most certainly not. Was is hilarious, most defninitely. After getting more drunk and smoking more drugs. Nicole is being hilarious with Bobby, like hil-airious, they go off and I'm left with Norm.. the ridiculous rolledup pants motherfucker that was hanging around with Bobby and Andrew. 

I am not a fan of this, I opt out for food and bed. I'm tired high and hungry.. a dangerous combination.

Waking up in the morning revealed the true stories, and yes Sarah.. you did make out with Norm at Al's...haha

love you.